Teleportation More Addictive Than Nicotine

FuturLab (Marsden & Rigden, 2012) recently conducted a focus test to determine the reductive effects of highly addictive ‘Teleport Activity’ on test subjects’ other addictions, such as Smoking (Nicotine), Tea/Coffee (Caffeine) and Jaffa Cakes (Chocolate-Orange Sponginess).

It was found that 100% of test subjects either forgot about their existing addictions, or ignored them entirely in order to continue engagement with ‘Teleport Activity’ – for up to four hours at a time.

An infographic illustrates the findings:

Heavy engagement with 'Teleport Activity'
Heavy engagement with 'Teleport Activity'

It remains to be seen whether the results of this study can be extrapolated to the wider population, but we’ve got our fingers crossed…

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